**WNYX News Radio Koozie – Keep Cool with Comedy’s Greatest Fake News Team!**  

Relive the hilarity of *NewsRadio*—the cult-classic sitcom starring **Phil Hartman, Dave Foley, and Jimmy James**—with this officially inspired **WNYX News Radio koozie**. Designed for fans who appreciate sharp wit, absurd workplace antics, and perfectly chilled beverages.  

### **Why You’ll Love It:**  
- **Stay Cool Like Jimmy James** – Keeps your drinks frosty while you channel the smooth confidence of Manhattan’s most enigmatic billionaire.  
- **Soft & Durable** – Stretchy neoprene hugs your can or bottle comfortably, just like Dave’s sarcasm hugs every awkward situation.  
- **Bold WNYX Branding** – Bright colors and the iconic fake news logo make this koozie a conversation starter. (Bonus: Confuse strangers who never saw *NewsRadio*.)  
- **Tribute to Comedy Gold** – A must-have for fans of **Phil Hartman’s Bill McNeal**, the greatest blowhard in radio history.  

### **Perfect For:**  
- **Rewatch Marathons** – Pair with a cold one while binge-watching the "Smoking Monkey" episode.  
- **Gifts for ‘90s Sitcom Nerds** – Because true fans know *NewsRadio* was robbed of more seasons.  
- **Office Pranks** – Slip it onto a coworker’s soda and wait for them to ask, *"Who is Jimmy James?"* (Then educate them.)  

**"The only thing colder than our koozie is Matthew’s disdain for Joe’s conspiracy theories."**  

Order now—because **great comedy deserves great drinkware**. (Koozie may not protect against punchlines.)  

*(Not officially licensed, just crafted with love for the best sitcom you’re still defending to friends.)*