Chick Hazard - Phil Hartman T-Shirt: Celebrate a Comedy Legend! 
 
✅ Tribute to a Legend – Honor Phil Hartman’s razor-sharp wit and timeless characters.
✅ Classic Design – Bold, vintage-inspired artwork featuring Chick Hazard, the smooth-talking, hard-boiled detective only Hartman could bring to life.
✅ Premium Comfort – Soft, breathable cotton (or tri-blend for extra softness) with a relaxed fit—perfect for comedy marathons or everyday wear.
✅ Conversation Starter – Fellow Hartman fans will stop you to say, "Hey, nice shirt—that guy was the best!"The Story Behind Chick Hazard:Phil Hartman’s Chick Hazard was a pitch-perfect parody of 1940s noir detectives—equal parts suave, ridiculous, and hilarious. Whether you grew up quoting his SNL skits or discovered his genius later, this shirt is your ticket to comedy history.
 
Shirt Details:Material: Premium 100% cotton or ultra-soft tri-blendFit: Classic unisex cut (true to size)
Design: High-quality print with distressed vintage vibes
Colors: Classic black, heather gray, or retro cream
Sizes: S–XXL (or custom sizes—just ask!)Perfect For:
 
🎭 SNL Superfans – Rep the golden age of sketch comedy.📻 NewsRadio & Simpsons Lovers – Troy McClure and Bill McNeal approve!🎬 Noir Comedy Nerds – For those who love "The Big Sleep"… with more punchlines.🎁 Gift-Givers – The ultimate present for the Hartman fan in your life."Lock up your dames, holster your laughs—Chick Hazard is back on the case!"🛒 Grab yours now before this limited-edition run disappears faster than Hartman’s Lionel Hutz in court!(Note: T-shirt does not include a velour tuxedo jacket… but we wish it did.)R.I.P. Phil – Your genius lives on. ♥️

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